My Dream Today

It started off with me at some university with Hussin, Farshad and some of the sporty/athletic guys from edinburgh. I had just left my room to go to the mall where my 'dream' version of lazy oaf store was. I bought many knitted cardigans and brightly coloured socks. Then my eyes caught glimpse of the most epic looking skate shoes, the most fantastic pair ever conceived. I snatched them up too.

As i was walking down the corridor back to my room, Richard (gym going dude from edinburgh. Not black) asked if I was free for a wee kickaround with the guys. I wanted to but I just got back from shopping and really wanted to try some outfits. Richard read my thoughts and said they'll be out as long as they have to.

I gleefully ran to my room wondering what to wear to football. Clearly it was going to be something I had just bought, maybe that knitted jumper with coloured bands themed from the infamous burger hat, a pair of superbright yellow skinny jeans, a random pair of new socks (to make things exciting) and, of course, my delicious new kicks.

After changing, I walked out the room but noticed something wrong. As i closed the door behind me, something whirred and cracked. I looked upon the floor to see my lock had broken, and by broken I mean the front panel was open and bits spewed out. The locks here are solid metal boxes just outside your door and apparently its innards consisted of lego.

I began to panic when suddenly my cleaner (the exact same cleaner from edinburgh) appeared wielding a hoover. Ignoring me she fired up the beast up and roamed around me and to the corners. I plucked up the courage to squeak a quiet 'help' drowned out by the incessant roar of the machine. Yet, she turned to me and inquired what my problem was. I gave a quick glance at the mess at my feet and she said no one could help except the warden.

Very unfortunately, he was out. Then it struck me, if it's made from lego,i just might be able to fit it myself! I sat down in my half-crossed-leg position and commenced work. Luckily the two main moving parts were intact so i just had to create something that connected them again. (clearly it was more elaborate in my dream but lego building is so hard to capture via words).

I snapped in the last piece, twisted a knob and it worked! I jumped for joy but then remembered about the footy. I looked at my watch and it read 23:02. I ran outsearching the local parks but then realised that they must be hanging out in the multistorey carpark. (coincedently its the same carpark in all my dreams that require a carpark) I began to jog with sighs of depression. I was upset with myself. how could i do that to my friends?

I climbed up a few floors of the car park and saw the people i knew. (look at me not using the word 'friends' for added effect lol. also i think this blog about my dream is turning more and more into an elaborate written story). Sitting in armchairs around a barrel fire with sombre expressions. I hesitantly made for them with an arm awkwardly scratching the back of my head then repeatedly rubbing my face. I began to explain my excuses for not turning up but soon decided to just apologise. It was still quiet. I slowly sat down on the arm of a chair. I looked over to Hussin and Farshad and noticed they were wearing the same top as me...
"Hey, were'd you get those jumpers from?"
"Lazy oaf sale."
And then we all lol'd.

THE END

Robert the Cat

so one day, aka today, i got super bored and instead of sitting around wasting time checking my daily links to see if anything new had been updated (which it did not) i decided to do something creative rather than to revise (ugh). i decided that doodling would be the best thing to do and i instinctively drew a poorly drawn cartoon cat with a wonderful head full of hair. for added cuteness i also decided that a yarn ball should be sitting playfully next to the cat.

without thinking about it i uploaded this to deviantart but then came the horrific time of naming the drawing. at first i was just gonna call it Doodle 1 - cat (or something mundane as such) as i was thinking i would do a series of random doodles. so i closed the browser and started working on my next doodle of a dog. i drew its snout pretty darn good but couldnt get the body right so i gave up.
bad times. (although actually, i did put the snout in good use in episode 4 as the basis for Walter)

i looked back upon my cat for inspiration and suddenly thought, "WAIT! i shall name this cat! i shall name him ROBERT!" and so edited the title to be Robert the Cat. i then thought "lol this would be a great title for something like a childrens' book...OH WAIT! IT IS!" (duh). then i got to thinking how innocent and lulsworthy childrens' books actually are and tried to write in that style. i think i got it right because it made me giggle and blush in cutefulness of the two sentences written in a child's font.

AND SO ROBERT THE CAT WAS BORN UPON THE WORLD (for 4 more episodes) :D!
awww isnt he just the most diddums. I LOVE YOU ROBERT!!

Drawings

sat down today and did some doodles/sketches most of them were pretty bad but had a few decent ones.

damn sideways trees always getting on my nerves

yay im a cute! lol

this one reminds me of a scene looking up to edinburgh castle. obviously its not realistic in anyway. inspired to do some urban landscape sketches from the top of the edinburgh castle or something

Macro Lens

built myself a macro lens with the old pentax lens and some toilet roll. C:
i just put it "on" my normal 18mm-55mm lens, set it around 45mm and shoot.
works out pretty chill, check it here.

down side is that it only really works 0mm-around 30mm(3cm) away from the object so you need a lot of lighting, aka lamp right next to the object

might try and build a lens attachment on to the end so i dont have to keep it steady using just my hands

:D!

inspired

over the past couple of months, doubts have been cast over my decision to do maths at uni. I kept imagining it would be a whole pile of boring numbers that i would have to reorgansie to prove some equation that really didnt mean much to me. I distanced myself from maths to try and enjoy my time before i sold my life for 4 years of relentless studying. Although, sitting at home all day everyday day is not as exciting.

i decided today was the day i might as well buy a math book. So i popped down to waterstones and got myself Letters to a Young Mathmetician. Its not a math book in the literal sense, it is one of those story based mathmetical books where it isnt just random numbers and unconceivable formulae, instead it takes you on a philisophical journey through a young mathematians mind as they wish to study maths at university. It is intended not just for a budding mathematician but for their parents, friends or anyone else who expresses some interest.

i have only read the first couple of chapters, BUT it has reminded me why i chose maths at university. it reminded me that maths isnt all just about the numbers, its the ideas they embody. it reminded me just how undervalued maths is in the world today. it reminded me that the reason i chose maths in the first place was to better understand the world around us and just for the fun of it all.

and it reminded me that i love maths.

rocking cycle

scared that buying a rocking horse for your son will affect his manhood?
fear not for the rocking motorcycle is here! Relax as he blows rasberries and reaches maximum rocking speed bringing puberty oh so much closer without turning gay.

maybe my parents should've bought me this.

so...

so i went to the store cos i was hungry. i bought a caah to make beef, a chicken to make chiken, some curd soup, lemon juice, a deathstar and a life-sized cardboard cut out of jason statham from Transporter 1 made in 2002. then i went to a friends house who was having a houseparty in wisconsin, sat in a high chair and won a HDTV. I left and took the 207 to the end of the bus route at Hayes-by-pass. I got off and went into starbucks, bought a milky drink and probably threw up. my mouth tasted of cigarette butts so i bought some chewing gum spearmint style. the gum made my breath supersupersupersupersuper fresh, so fresh that it attracted aliens from Mars and they came down to earth. They probed my buttock and i liked it veryveryveryvery much and participated in various sexual acts.
I got bored so then i was chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool and shooting some b-ball outsida school, when a couple o guys who were up to no good, started makin trouble in ma neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. Well i whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought, nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabby Yo homes, smell ya later. Looked at my kindgdom i was finally there, to fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air *3 head twirls* Then i recycled.
I went to the bus stop with the women of asia and talked to earl jones the lampost and waited for 10-20mins for the bus that never came. then i fell to my knees and said i believe in you!

Then i died :c


long live croyde! also cant properly remember the last bit that kaishia said so like correct me plz.

this is why japan is so win

now that is a thing of epic and why everyone should make japan supreme leader of the world. literally, if you wake up anywhere in tokyo, there'll be a huge robot greeting you outside your window.

god damn i want that in my room. hope it has moving parts/wepons.

Half Life: Full Life Consquences

these videos have made me lol so much over the past couple of days. lol is an understatement of how much i laughed. literally rofl x400
normally i wouldn't post stuff like this cos its slightly related to Half Life the game but seeing as it is so random and has a different story line, others might appreciate it too.
put them all here in order. i am not responsible for any chair breakage from rocling.
:D!

Half-Life: Full-life Consequences

Half-Life: Full-life Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done

Half Life: Hero Beggining

Half-Life Full-life Consequences: Free Man

Yearbook!

noes, coming up to the end of the school year, everyones gonna be far away :c
SHALL MISS YOU ALL!
well only a few

anyways,
TIME FOR YEARBOOK PAGE:

Scribe Fire

testing if scribe fire actually works and shiznits. o look, i seem to have uploaded an image from my devianart... i am nay plugging my photos at all

LINK:http://fizz112.deviantart.com/

oh yh btw

...i has a news feed
so you can like follow ma blogz on yoono and shiatsu like that

LINK:
http://feeds2.feedburner.com/Fizz112

SPUNGEBAB SHEEWS

I NOW PWN THESE SHOES :D!

well, itll be here in a few days...

U A PEENER

hmmm, i wouldnt say i disagree...

loldunno

dont see the point of this but want to win at it:

http://fizz112.myminicity.com/

Simon

my red nose shall, from this point forward, be known as Simon

larry has spoken...

Nando's

omfg nando's + rednose = epic fail
CANT BREATHE.
and hands were all messy so readjusting rednose was a no-no.
still, it was some good chicken.



btw my sister fails at taking pics

Spam list

lol yay now whenever i post something here, these people get spammed:
mariel
malik
sherrelle
nat

comment if you want to be added to the spam list!

Pikachu

OMG LOOK WAT I FOUND IN THE DEPTHS OF ALL MY STUFF

HOW FRICKING EPIC? TOO FRICKING EPIC.

VALENTINES

...

yum

was cleaning out my room and hoovering and stuff (i noes! ive turned into a housewife) and i came along this receipt:


It was the week when i had received my first sainsburys coupons YAY! so i decided id go out and use them. Spent just over £11 on snacks just so i could get the double nectar card points (thank god for self service checkout points). I tried sneaking in the house without arousing too much suspicion of a bag loaded with edible goodies, but failed. parents were so shocked/laughing/angry at me. The next few days were so yummy but i was so ill afterwards. i learnt my lesson:

NEVER CONSUME £11.38 WORTH OF JUNK FOOD OVER 4 DAYS EVEN IF YOU GET DOUBLE REWARD POINTS.
EVER.

Red Noes MONTH

yay first day of wearing a red nose all day in public. got so many dirty loks on the road but also made so many people smile.
hate wearing it around chiswick school, everyone just points and laughs at you and i nearly got mugged.
Twice.
well now my nose is sore and red
:c
pretty sure ive destroyed some nerves somewhere

rasied £18.66 so far (lol malik's £1.36)
gave away 3 red noses!

Twitter

omfg twitter is epic.
so much potential for pointless lul filled afternoons

my twitter

My Cat

...shall be named Bernard.
Bernard the cat.


also found 50p today, yay!

free minutes

YAY randomly got free 20mins a month for the next 5 months.
most random yet epic thing ever. gonna have to use these up so prepare for random calls

ROFL!

i hate my life.
:c