so...

so i went to the store cos i was hungry. i bought a caah to make beef, a chicken to make chiken, some curd soup, lemon juice, a deathstar and a life-sized cardboard cut out of jason statham from Transporter 1 made in 2002. then i went to a friends house who was having a houseparty in wisconsin, sat in a high chair and won a HDTV. I left and took the 207 to the end of the bus route at Hayes-by-pass. I got off and went into starbucks, bought a milky drink and probably threw up. my mouth tasted of cigarette butts so i bought some chewing gum spearmint style. the gum made my breath supersupersupersupersuper fresh, so fresh that it attracted aliens from Mars and they came down to earth. They probed my buttock and i liked it veryveryveryvery much and participated in various sexual acts.
I got bored so then i was chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool and shooting some b-ball outsida school, when a couple o guys who were up to no good, started makin trouble in ma neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. Well i whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought, nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabby Yo homes, smell ya later. Looked at my kindgdom i was finally there, to fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air *3 head twirls* Then i recycled.
I went to the bus stop with the women of asia and talked to earl jones the lampost and waited for 10-20mins for the bus that never came. then i fell to my knees and said i believe in you!

Then i died :c


long live croyde! also cant properly remember the last bit that kaishia said so like correct me plz.