rocking cycle

scared that buying a rocking horse for your son will affect his manhood?
fear not for the rocking motorcycle is here! Relax as he blows rasberries and reaches maximum rocking speed bringing puberty oh so much closer without turning gay.

maybe my parents should've bought me this.

so...

so i went to the store cos i was hungry. i bought a caah to make beef, a chicken to make chiken, some curd soup, lemon juice, a deathstar and a life-sized cardboard cut out of jason statham from Transporter 1 made in 2002. then i went to a friends house who was having a houseparty in wisconsin, sat in a high chair and won a HDTV. I left and took the 207 to the end of the bus route at Hayes-by-pass. I got off and went into starbucks, bought a milky drink and probably threw up. my mouth tasted of cigarette butts so i bought some chewing gum spearmint style. the gum made my breath supersupersupersupersuper fresh, so fresh that it attracted aliens from Mars and they came down to earth. They probed my buttock and i liked it veryveryveryvery much and participated in various sexual acts.
I got bored so then i was chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool and shooting some b-ball outsida school, when a couple o guys who were up to no good, started makin trouble in ma neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. Well i whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought, nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabby Yo homes, smell ya later. Looked at my kindgdom i was finally there, to fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air *3 head twirls* Then i recycled.
I went to the bus stop with the women of asia and talked to earl jones the lampost and waited for 10-20mins for the bus that never came. then i fell to my knees and said i believe in you!

Then i died :c


long live croyde! also cant properly remember the last bit that kaishia said so like correct me plz.

this is why japan is so win

now that is a thing of epic and why everyone should make japan supreme leader of the world. literally, if you wake up anywhere in tokyo, there'll be a huge robot greeting you outside your window.

god damn i want that in my room. hope it has moving parts/wepons.

Half Life: Full Life Consquences

these videos have made me lol so much over the past couple of days. lol is an understatement of how much i laughed. literally rofl x400
normally i wouldn't post stuff like this cos its slightly related to Half Life the game but seeing as it is so random and has a different story line, others might appreciate it too.
put them all here in order. i am not responsible for any chair breakage from rocling.
:D!

Half-Life: Full-life Consequences

Half-Life: Full-life Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done

Half Life: Hero Beggining

Half-Life Full-life Consequences: Free Man

Yearbook!

noes, coming up to the end of the school year, everyones gonna be far away :c
SHALL MISS YOU ALL!
well only a few

anyways,
TIME FOR YEARBOOK PAGE:

Scribe Fire

testing if scribe fire actually works and shiznits. o look, i seem to have uploaded an image from my devianart... i am nay plugging my photos at all

LINK:http://fizz112.deviantart.com/